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Chuck Offenburger's avatar

This column is extremely chilling.

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Julie Gammack's avatar

You had me going since there is nothing he could do that would surprise me any more.

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K Zebert's avatar

Please don't give him any ideas!!

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Chris Henning's avatar

April Fool’s at its best! Just believable enough to keep me reading to the punchline! 😎

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Bruce Cashbaugh's avatar

Dammit, Doug. You had me until I checked my calendar.

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Jen Sinkler's avatar

😭lord

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Denise OBrien's avatar

Thanks for a great laugh!

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Robert Vonnahme's avatar

what a hoot, although very scary at the same time...thanks on that one young Doug...

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Jim White's avatar

I thoroughly enjoyed this, you have many different approaches to providing interesting information. I greatly enjoy reading your comments.

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Richard Gilbert's avatar

And he will get Mexico to pay for it!

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