The Year 2120 Corp., a pioneering cryonics research-and-development lab, has announced a ground-breaking pact with former President Donald Trump, one believed to be the first of its kind with a major American politician. Trump has signed an agreement with France-based Year 2120 Corp. to be cryogenically preserved (frozen) at some point in the next 4 years, perhaps while still in the Oval Office. This will allow Trump to emerge, re-animated from a frozen state with his vital organs intact and even enhanced through new and yet-uninvented but projected medical technologies, in coming decades, even centuries, as a candidate for president at which point authorities will have exhausted statutes of limitations related to a battery of legal actions now facing Trump.
This column is extremely chilling.
You had me going since there is nothing he could do that would surprise me any more.
Please don't give him any ideas!!
April Fool’s at its best! Just believable enough to keep me reading to the punchline! 😎
Dammit, Doug. You had me until I checked my calendar.
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Thanks for a great laugh!
what a hoot, although very scary at the same time...thanks on that one young Doug...
I thoroughly enjoyed this, you have many different approaches to providing interesting information. I greatly enjoy reading your comments.
And he will get Mexico to pay for it!